Let me start by admitting that it is not often I am rendered speechless; however you became one of the few people who have left me absolutely gobsmacked. So I guess a congratulations is in order for successfully accomplishing this. So what did you do that left me rather taken aback? Well. It started at date number two.
The part that was so entertaining about you, Bed-Wetter, was your complete shamelessness. It was almost like you didn’t possess the ability to feel embarrassment. In a way, I am kind of jealous. Imagine if I could just run around all day doing stupid things because embarrassment just wasn’t in my repertoire of emotions? Life would be a lot more fun if I could loudly sing along to Kanye West on my morning jog without feeling embarrassed about passers-by looking at me weirdly.
I think it's time to give you a break. Eyebrows have been in the limelight for a while. They’re having a bit of a moment, aren’t they? It seems that ever since photos of Cara Delevigne starting flooding our Instagram feeds a few years ago, women the world over have become obsessed with their eyebrows.